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the 2010s
Already deprecatedReality eventually catches up to even the best PowerPoint slide deck.
Serial entrepreneur with a vision that ignored physics.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating venture capital without the prison time.
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sells imaginary technology to gullible billionaires
Fabricates revolutionary blood-testing technology using nothing but a black turtleneck and pure, unadulterated confidence.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a singular, terrifying ability to make people ignore basic biological laws.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
2012
Founders issue press releases about medical miracles using nothing but buzzwords.
2015
Reporters start asking questions that basic chemistry cannot answer.
2017
The house of cards falls when sensors actually verify the data.
2018
Federal regulators replace the CEO with a court-ordered receiver.
2022
The market determines that actual product delivery is mandatory.
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Total replacement by reality-based diligence software finished the job.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
11.25 years
Years in prison
9 billion
Total valuation error
too many
Turtleneck count
Your severance
A jumpsuit and one phone call.
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