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Your job has an expiration date
March 16, 2028
In 17 monthsYour creative intuition is just a slow, expensive pattern matching algorithm.
Professional sequence surgeon and timeline anxiety management expert.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Final cut, zero human, infinite ego.
stretchy.youAI▸ CUTSCRIPT PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 17 MONTHSAI's Special Power
replaces tedious J-cuts with perfect logic
You spend hours staring at timelines, trimming footage, and color grading. Machines now do this in seconds.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell why a director wanted the awkward pause in that scene.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts scanning and labeling your raw footage automatically.
Month 4
Algorithms begin assembling standard scenes based on script analysis.
Month 8
Automated tools balance color and audio levels across the timeline.
Month 13
Systems generate client edits before the human even submits.
Month 17 · D-Day
A single button generates the master export instantly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4 per day
Average sync errors
0.5 liters
Coffee consumed per cut
120 minutes
Time spent rendering
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a stock video library.
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