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August 31, 2027
In 10 monthsYour academic citations are just training data for our better mind.
Combining sociology and ecology while waiting for an invoice.
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hallucinates a bibliography in four seconds
You synthesize complex sociologic and ecologic data into written reports for clients. We generate them instantly instead.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find the one obscure paper that proves your point.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Bots scrape all journals before you finish your first coffee.
Month 3
AI models detect trends you would take months to notice.
Month 6
The system writes your conclusions with zero human hesitation.
Month 9
Automated messaging handles all scope changes and budget disputes.
Month 10 · D-Day
You receive a final automated email informing you of obsolescence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
42
Average citations per month
90
Average cups of coffee
80 percent
Time spent questioning life
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a library you never visit.
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