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September 8, 2042
In 15 years, 11 monthsHunting for shiny pebbles while the robots scan the entire crust.
Professional mud-walker and amateur quartz enthusiast.
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Automated lithospheric extraction and mapping drone.
sluurp.you▸ GEOSCAN-X9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 15 YEARS, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
identifies rare crystals through thick mud
Traversing rugged terrain to identify and collect mineral samples for private collections and geological research.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the weight of a stone and know its specific history.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
High-resolution orbital sensors start mapping surface deposits with extreme precision.
Year 4
Autonomous land drones start scanning trails for valuable exposed mineral outcrops.
Year 8
Legged bots begin precise retrieval of high-value geological samples.
Year 12
Machine learning models identify specimens better than any human geologist.
Year 16 · D-Day
The machine completes the final mapping of the last unsearched ridge.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.2%
3 pairs
Average mud-covered boots
12 per year
Accidental river slips
40 percent
Stones misidentified as quartz
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium sandpaper.
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