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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour custom CSS is just a memory waiting to be minified away.
Master of CSS, slayer of deadlines, hunter of invoices.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning vague user requests into perfect websites.
help!youAI▸ PIXELFORGE AGENT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates responsive layouts in milliseconds
You code layouts and push pixels for clients. Then you invoice and chase payments until the next project starts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused client why their logo shouldn't be that big.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents index your best designs to auto-build new pages.
Month 5
An AI bot handles all feedback and rejects 'make it pop' requests.
Month 10
Neural nets write your CSS and JS faster than you can type.
Month 15
Payment collection systems now handle invoices without human intervention.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your portfolio is archived as a relic of inefficient manual labour.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
2000x human
Average pixel-pushing speed
Infinite
Client revision tolerance
Zero
CSS framework dependency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic website builder.
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