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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour lecture notes are just prompts for a much faster algorithm.
Assistant Professor of French, currently fighting the grading queue.
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delivers lecture in perfect Parisian accent
You lecture on syntax, grade essays on existentialism, and hold office hours. You are currently teaching French theory.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student stops pretending to understand Sartre.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart software generates your entire syllabus based on current trends.
Month 10
Pattern-matching algorithms score student papers faster than any human.
Month 20
An LLM chatbot answers student questions without any coffee breaks.
Year 2.5
A high-fidelity screen delivers your prepared lecture with perfect inflection.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The university archives your lecture videos and clears your office.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
88 percent
Students sleeping in back
42 percent
Essays graded by vibe
12 gallons
Coffee consumed per semester
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium French dictionary app.
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