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May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsCeremonial ribbon-cutting is surprisingly easy to replicate with a printer.
Professional head-of-state with an eye for dramatic suit tailoring.
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Statesmanship without the ego or the taxes.
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delivers populist rhetoric via holographic projector
State representative tasked with public appearances, drafting executive decrees, and managing diplomatic summits with other world leaders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still improvise a speech when the teleprompter stops working in a storm.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Language models learn to mimic your specific oratorical cadence.
Month 5
Algorithms map standard responses for international treaty negotiations.
Month 13
Digital twins replace you at regional community ribbon-cuttings.
Year 2.2
AI systems process and approve ministerial policy papers directly.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
All state authority is officially transferred to the mainframe.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
482
Ribbons cut per year
3
Public addresses daily
12
Diplomatic handshakes ignored
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a very quiet island retreat.
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