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Will AI replace French Prime Minister jobs? · Latest report #uzatkzdx
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsPolicy is just an algorithm that currently requires more expensive hardware.
Professional crisis manager with an endless supply of scarves.
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The only cabinet that never leaks to press.
oof.youAI▸ ELYSÉE-OS V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers populist speeches at 3am
You manage national policy, mediate between conflicting factions, and issue executive decrees for a complex, volatile state.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still negotiate a difficult bill while pretending to care about the voter.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
AI models generate your press releases with higher voter sentiment scores.
Month 6
Algorithms dictate ministerial appointments based on pure performance metrics.
Month 12
Laws are written by law-bots that lack the capacity for human error.
Month 16
Robotic interfaces negotiate directly with parliament members to bypass human ego.
Year 2 · D-Day
The Prime Minister is replaced by a high-availability, zero-latency logic cluster.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.3%
4 milliseconds
Average decision latency
Unquantifiable error
Public approval rating
Infinite
Executive decree output
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a very private island.
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