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December 6, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthYour blackboard is dying and your curriculum is already cloud-hosted.
Professional grammarian, wrangler of existential dread and silent classrooms.
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You grade endless essays on Molière and manage thirty bored teenagers while pretending the syllabus actually matters.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still detect the precise moment a student stops listening by their posture.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scanning every lesson plan into a central database for optimization.
Month 5
Sensors and vision models take over the marking of grammar tests.
Month 14
The administrative logs are now updated by bots in real time.
Year 2.1
Smart cameras detect disengagement before a human teacher even notices.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
A screen replaces you and delivers perfectly optimized lessons forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
400 litres
Red pen ink drained
120
Student eye rolls per hour
94 percent
Essays graded while crying
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated dictionary.
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