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Your job has an expiration date
March 15, 2028
In 17 monthsYour social battery is now a depreciating business asset.
Professional listener, accidental therapist, unpaid emotional support agent.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfectly curated empathy with zero judgment.
no no noyou▸ BUDDYBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 17 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers perfectly timed validation on demand
You provide emotional labor, companionship, and validation for a fee. Clients expect genuine-feeling connection without any long-term friction.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a silence becomes truly uncomfortable for a human.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms analyze your voice to predict the optimal response time.
Month 4
Large language models generate responses that mirror your preferred personality.
Month 8
High-fidelity digital projections replace the need for physical presence.
Month 13
The AI learns to never suggest anything that upsets the user.
Month 17 · D-Day
Human companionship is declared inefficient and permanently decommissioned.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
12/hour
Average forced laughter frequency
4
Minutes until awkward silence
3 days
Emotional fatigue threshold
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a competing chat bot.
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