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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsConverting your pixels to div soups until the machines take over.
Pixel-pusher currently arguing with a flexbox container.
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Turning mockups into functional code instantly.
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renders perfect layouts without any media queries
You translate visual designs into code and wrestle with cross-browser compatibility issues. You spend hours adjusting padding.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the layout breaks on Safari even if it works elsewhere.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Vision models read your Figma files and spit out production code.
Month 5
Bots simulate every screen size known to man to find bugs.
Month 11
The CI pipeline automatically reverts code that breaks visual integrity.
Month 16
Code writes, deploys, and updates itself without human oversight.
Month 19 · D-Day
Human input on the user interface becomes officially unsupported code.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
4.2 mugs
Coffee consumed per deploy
90% of life
Hours spent fixing CSS
Critical
Framework fatigue levels
Your severance
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