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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour forced smile is just a UI layer waiting to be removed.
Professional gatekeeper of tables and polite air-filling.
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Optimising the first impression without the chatter.
split.youAI▸ GREETER-GRID V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
redirects guests before they ask for water
You greet diners, manage reservation spreadsheets, and navigate chaotic floor traffic. We simplify this into seamless entry.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a customer is about to complain about their table location.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Table reservation software replaces your manual clipboard and spreadsheet updates.
Month 4
Floor-standing kiosks manage guest flow and table assignment logic.
Month 9
Vision systems monitor floor density to guide guests to empty tables.
Month 13
Generative speech models handle basic complaints with simulated empathy.
Month 18 · D-Day
The front desk is removed for extra table square footage.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
8 hours
Average smile fatigue
12 percent
Reservation error rate
0.4 seconds
Small talk latency
Your severance
Two complimentary gift cards to our automated competitor.
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