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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsGuac-level efficiency is your only contribution to the spreadsheet.
Master of the tortilla fold and the lukewarm greeting.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect pacing, zero pauses, infinitely uniform.
ow.youAI▸ LINEFLOW AUDITOR X1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
enforces perfect portion control at light speed
You drill staff on service protocols and speed-line pacing. Your reign ends with automated line-fill sensors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect a teenager's lack of enthusiasm from thirty feet away.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
Digital modules replace your repetitive verbal instructions to trainees.
Month 5
Overhead cameras monitor scoop weights to correct portion errors.
Month 11
Robotic arms take over the rhythmic assembly of protein portions.
Month 18
Smart bins auto-order ingredients based on real-time consumption data.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Your uniform is repurposed as a cover for the main console.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
12 seconds
Average burrito roll time
4 per shift
In-line pacing errors
15 percent
Taco shell breakage rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of dried black bean mix.
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