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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour smile is expensive, your spreadsheet is slow, and you're obsolete.
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Superior fiscal logic, zero networking required.
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replaces high-net-worth intuition with cold logic
You manage client relationships, pitch financial products, and process complex loan applications in high-pressure, expensive office settings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can genuinely pretend to enjoy golfing with a client on Sunday.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your CRM is synced to a local model for pattern recognition.
Month 5
Generative tools create your slide decks before you ask.
Month 13
The AI replaces your manual portfolio approval process entirely.
Year 1.9
Clients prefer chatting with the low-latency interface over you.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your access badge stops working while you are on lunch.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
Falling
Client trust levels
45
Spreadsheet hours per week
12%
Human error margin
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a digital coffee.
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