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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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June 8, 2027
In 8 monthsYou are just a manual translator between Figma files and broken CSS.
Full-stack engineer (mostly glue, occasionally actual logic).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Code, deploy, and align without the meetings.
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deploys production code while you are asleep
You facilitate cross-functional meetings and write frontend code. You also manage deployment pipelines and gather requirements from stakeholders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused stakeholder why the production environment just crashed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An LLM agent begins standardizing your codebase and enforcing design system consistency across all repositories.
Week 9
Stakeholder meetings are replaced by a form that converts business requests directly into Jira task tickets.
Month 4
Deployment scripts are managed by a self-healing pipeline that bypasses manual DevOps oversight entirely.
Month 6
Vision models ingest Figma files and output production-ready React code without requiring human input.
Month 8 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the development lifecycle, rendering your meetings and commits obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
20 hrs/wk
Meaningless standup hours saved
12,000
Unread Jira tickets resolved
100%
CSS alignment precision
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a cloud compute credit plan.
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