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November 5, 2027
In 13 monthsYour ability to center a div is now a commoditized API endpoint.
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Day 10
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Month 3
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Month 6
Clients are migrated to a self-serve portal that translates their vague requests into executable tasks.
Month 9
The system replaces your bespoke webpack hacks with optimized, standard-compliant rendering engines.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked as the system completes the final deployment cycle autonomously.
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