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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsA glorified ticket-closer who forgot how to actually write code.
Professional triage artist and occasional server dashboard watcher.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the user even submits.
glub.youAI▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-resolves tickets with polite AI generated fluff
You spend your day clearing Jira queues and checking server heartbeat logs instead of building meaningful features.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific tone of panic in a developer's slack message.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI starts reading server logs and auto-assigning tickets for you.
Month 5
Machine automatically rejects CSS PRs that violate defined design tokens.
Month 11
An agent handles all ticket routing and status updates without human help.
Month 16
Smart cloud scripts fix server alerts before you see them.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your account is converted to a read-only archive for legacy reasons.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
82 percent
Time spent in meetings
too slow
Average ticket resolution speed
daily
Server uptime false alarms
Your severance
A one-year subscription to the Jira alternative we built.
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