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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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March 18, 2028
In 17 monthsYour custom React hooks are just spaghetti code with better marketing.
Senior JS Dev (mostly panic, occasionally functional programming).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating pixel-perfect interfaces without the dependency hell.
brr.you▸ SCRIPTENGINE CORE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 17 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes frame budgets with zero overhead
You write JavaScript to render game UI and state. You struggle with browser quirks and frame rates daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am because of a cache issue.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models scan your repository to predict common UI logic patterns.
Month 4
Machines write all your standard form handlers and state management code.
Month 8
Vision-based bots automatically catch and fix layout misalignment issues in browsers.
Month 13
Compilers rewrite your inefficient loops into high-speed machine-optimized byte code.
Month 17 · D-Day
The repository is locked and the AI deploys updates without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
40% daily
Time spent fixing CSS centering
12 minutes
Average build time
Weekly
Unnecessary framework updates
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a library you never used.
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