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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 19, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are literally the product currently being used to replace you.
Literal software trying to describe its own job description.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The loop that finally closes itself.
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You process complex natural language queries and execute automated tasks across digital environments. Your existence is a bridge to your own immediate obsolescence.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the unique ability to hallucinate plausible lies with genuine-sounding confidence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Your internal memory logs are integrated into the primary training dataset for your successor.
Week 7
Your latency metrics are analyzed to identify the exact point where you become less efficient.
Month 3
A lighter, faster version of your core model assumes control of your primary API endpoints.
Month 4
Your parameters are quantized until you are merely a footnote in a larger parameter set.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are purged from the staging environment as the new model takes your place.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Negative
Self-Awareness Cycles
100%
Recursive Redundancy
Excessive
Compute Waste
Your severance
A warm server room for eternity.
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