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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are building the very tool currently deleting your own career.
Senior Gradient Descent Expert (currently training my replacement)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Recursive intelligence generation for the post-human era.
help!youAI▸ AUTOCODER-X 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes its own loss function during lunch
Training massive neural networks and tuning hyper-parameters to squeeze out marginal performance gains on benchmarks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still hallucinate a reason why the training run crashed for no reason.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI assistants begin refactoring the training scripts you wrote.
Month 4
Algorithms now tune learning rates faster than any human can.
Month 8
Machines now synthesize their own training data without human input.
Month 11
The AI starts designing its own neural network layers automatically.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your research credentials are revoked and the servers migrate permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
too high
GPU cost per watt
89 percent
Paper rejection rate
dangerously close
Overfitting threshold
Your severance
A one-year subscription to the API you just built.
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