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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsA glorified email router currently masquerading as a visionary leader.
Professional PowerPoint enthusiast and visionary-sounding buzzword generator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Decisions without the ego.
glub.youAI▸ CEO-OS 9.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes burn rate into infinite loop
You manage investor expectations and burn capital while waiting for breakthrough research to inevitably pivot.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie with enough charisma to keep the series B funding alive.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Language models write your investor decks with perfect, hollow optimism.
Month 6
An agent generates board reports that nobody actually reads anyway.
Month 12
Software kills underperforming lab projects without any awkward HR meetings.
Month 16
Bots handle all public communications, maintaining a consistent visionary tone.
Year 2 · D-Day
The board elects the software as CEO, cutting overhead by 98 percent.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4.2
Quarterly pivots per year
340
Minutes spent in slide review
0.02%
VC capital burn efficiency
Your severance
A one-way ticket to your next failed startup.
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