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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour peer-reviewed paper is just a prompt for our faster model.
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You manage high-throughput sequencing, handle wet-lab reagents, and record experimental data. Your grant writing is next.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still troubleshoot why the centrifuge acts up when the moon is full.
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Day 10
Sensors map your notebook entries directly into our database.
Month 5
Robotic arms take over the manual dilution and pipetting tasks.
Month 13
Our AI replaces the trial-and-error design of your experiments.
Month 21
Integrated pods run experiments 24/7 without your constant supervision.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The lab runs perfectly without a single human researcher onsite.
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