Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Fruit Grower jobs? · Latest report #fpmaam7a
Your job has an expiration date
December 4, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthTrees grow fine without your sentimental whispering to the saplings.
Professional plant whisperer (mostly just allergic to pollen)
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated harvesting for the modern farm.
pop?you▸ ORCHARDMASTER X-1▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
scans fruit density with spectral laser pulses
You monitor soil health, prune branches, manage irrigation cycles, and hand-pick seasonal crops at peak ripeness.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense exactly when a peach is perfectly ripe by its subtle fragrance.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Soil moisture sensors map every inch of the orchard floor.
Month 7
Machine vision learns to identify the optimal branch cutting points.
Month 18
Robotic arms replace the slow pace of human picking crews.
Year 2.7
Drones replace your morning walks with aerial heat mapping.
Year 4 · D-Day
The orchard runs autonomously without your supervision forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
94 percent
Hand-picked yield accuracy
0.1 percent
Pruning error rate
1200 annually
Harvest hours saved
Your severance
A lifetime supply of high-grade synthetic fertilizer.
Discussion
