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October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsYour salary is a rounding error for our server maintenance costs.
Staring at dashboards until the stock goes up.
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Decisions faster than your ego.
toast.youAI▸ EXECBRAIN-V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimises global strategy in six milliseconds
You spend days managing shareholders, board meetings, and quarterly reporting. You pivot strategies when markets shift slightly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the ritual of looking deeply concerned during a stock crash.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your decision patterns against historical company performance metrics.
Month 5
AI models start generating investor decks with perfect sentiment analysis accuracy.
Month 13
The machine takes over minor tactical pivots during slow market cycles.
Year 2.1
Corporate governance protocols are rewritten to allow machine-signed board resolutions.
Year 3 · D-Day
The board unanimously votes to replace you with a recurring server instance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
0.002 seconds
Quarterly P&L Analysis
Zero
Annual Golf Trips
Non-existent
Board Meeting Friction
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says "In Transition".
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