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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsPredicting global oil prices is just guessing with better spreadsheets.
Professional fortune teller for the petrochemical industry.
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Guessing numbers faster than humanly possible.
help!you▸ PREDICT-O-MAT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
recalculates global demand in milliseconds
You track supply chain data and pricing trends to model market shifts. Spreadsheets are your primary life support.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie convincingly to senior management about why your model failed.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and API scrapers replace your daily manual spreadsheet entry.
Month 4
Machine learning agents model price shifts without needing your intuition.
Month 8
Generative software builds your reports before you even arrive.
Month 13
Algorithms handle market shocks faster than your human reflexes allow.
Month 19 · D-Day
The logic core takes over the terminal and deletes your desktop.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
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48 percent
Correct predictions
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