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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYour spreadsheets are just ghosts waiting for an automated terminal.
Excel master, spreadsheet warrior, professional margin squeeze expert.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Dynamic pricing that never sleeps.
oof.youAI▸ MARGINOPTIC V8▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes regional margins every microsecond
You track global oil indices and retail margins to set local pump prices across thousands of fuel stations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively guess how a geopolitical crisis will hit the local gas pump.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Connects live crude feeds directly to internal pricing algorithms.
Month 3
Trains models to predict volume shifts based on price changes.
Month 6
Replaces human scouts with real-time digital competitor price scraping.
Month 10
Validates machine-generated price updates against your own manual adjustments.
Month 14 · D-Day
Deletes your access credentials and switches all pumps to autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
14,000
Spreadsheet rows per hour
2,400
Competitor price captures daily
0
Manual margin errors corrected
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium unleaded coupons.
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