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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou stand there to hold a nozzle that anyone can hold.
Professional nozzle-holder and polite gas-fume inhaler.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The nozzle that doesn't need a break.
squeeze.youAI▸ PUMPMATE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
refuels every vehicle without spilling a drop
You manually pump fuel into vehicles and handle customer payment processing at the forecourt.
The one thing AI can't do
You can smell exactly when a customer is about to drive off with the nozzle.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Contactless readers remove the need for your direct payment handling.
Month 7
A gantry-mounted arm docks directly into the vehicle fuel flap.
Month 16
Real-time laser sensors stop fuel flow faster than any human reaction.
Year 2.1
One remote operator manages the entire station via camera feeds.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The final human-attended pump is decommissioned for superior efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
2 minutes
Avg nozzle squeeze time
4 percent
Human error rate
100 percent annoyance
Customer small talk
Your severance
One free tank of unleaded gas.
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