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October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsA glorified barcode scanner whose knees are nearing their shelf-life.
Professional box-mover and competitive step-counter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Sorting your life, one box at a time.
stretchy.youAI▸ CARGO-BOT UNIT 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
tracks every package without needing a map
You walk miles daily to pick items from shelves and pack boxes for shipping. Robots will do it better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still clear a jammed conveyor belt before the supervisor notices the stoppage.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Shelves move themselves to you instead of you walking to them.
Month 7
Cameras replace your hand-held barcode scanners for faster tracking.
Month 16
Robotic arms fold and tape boxes at triple your current speed.
Year 2.2
Mobile units replace the human path-finding and item grabbing process.
Year 3 · D-Day
The warehouse becomes a fully automated, lights-out facility forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
25,000
Steps per shift
120
Boxes taped per hour
0.3%
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic shipping service.
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