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May 4, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a very expensive interface for code completion plugins.
Full-cycle dev, mostly cycle, little development.
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You write, test, and ship features for e-commerce platforms. You spend your life fixing bugs and managing deployments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production build broke at 3am on a Sunday.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents start writing your boilerplate and trivial feature logic.
Month 4
AI models generate and maintain all your unit and integration tests.
Month 8
Systems monitor deployments and self-heal when deployments fail in production.
Month 13
You stop writing code and start writing prompts for the engine.
Month 18 · D-Day
The engine ships code directly from stakeholder requests, skipping you entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.3%
82 percent
Time spent in meetings
11 percent
Code you actually wrote
3 cups
Coffee consumed per ticket
Your severance
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