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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are building the very shovel that will bury your own career.
Code-monkey building its own electrified cage.
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Self-healing code that never needs a coffee.
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refactors production code while you sleep
Writing full-stack code and integrating LLM APIs into web applications. You bridge the gap between frontend and backend logic.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit which legacy dependency will break the entire production deployment.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI starts suggesting boilerplate code for every single function.
Month 4
Agents take over small bug fixes and library updates automatically.
Month 8
Automated services handle all database schema migrations and endpoint updates.
Month 12
Visual models build the entire user interface from simple text prompts.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system runs itself and your credentials are deleted forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4 liters
Coffee consumed daily
40 percent
Time spent fixing CORS
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Code review annoyance
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