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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are building the very machine that will delete your job.
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refactors your entire repository in milliseconds
You write code to integrate AI models and build cross-platform mobile interfaces. You fix bugs in production daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart models start writing your boilerplate and trivial UI components.
Month 4
Automated agents start performing your PR reviews faster than humans.
Month 8
Systems generate entire microservice frameworks from simple text prompts.
Month 12
Self-healing code agents patch production errors before users notice them.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access to the repository is revoked, then deleted entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
3 cups
Coffee consumed per commit
99.2 percent
Uptime of your microservices
14 hours
Time spent in code review
Your severance
Three months of free cloud credits and silence.
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