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Your job has an expiration date
April 22, 2027
In 6 monthsYou translate caffeine and frustration into technical debt for a living.
Full-stack hero, expert at arguing over trivial syntax.
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deletes your spaghetti code without any mercy
You write front-end interfaces, back-end API endpoints, and database queries. You fix production bugs caused by your last deploy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 3
Smart agents suggest your boilerplate code before you type it.
Week 4
Bots identify your bugs before a human peer even notices.
Week 10
Systems automatically rewrite your messy code for better speed.
Month 4
Servers configure themselves without your manual input.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system writes and deploys everything while you collect severance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
4 per commit
Average bugs introduced
20 percent
Time spent in standups
50 kilograms
Coffee consumed per year
Your severance
One free lifetime subscription to a generic cloud service.
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