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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou build the app, then the app builds your termination notice.
Full-stack coder, part-time database whisperer, future data ghost.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated logic flows for cleaner books.
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refactors your messy codebase into silence
You write code to move data between databases and front-end displays for corporate accounting reports.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am because of a legacy patch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI checkers identify your syntax errors before you even commit.
Month 4
Natural language models write your SQL faster than you can type.
Month 8
Generative frameworks build your dashboards from simple business requirements.
Month 12
Agents identify and hot-patch production bugs without human input.
Month 14 · D-Day
A single script replaces your entire workflow and logs you out.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
3 cups
Coffee consumed per ticket
42
Stack overflow tabs open
8
Bugs introduced per sprint
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the stack trace logger.
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