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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsCode is just logic that humans write too slowly to survive.
Full-stack engineer (mostly StackOverflow, emotionally legacy code).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Writing production-ready code before you finish typing.
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deletes your legacy repo without remorse
Building websites and microservices while managing backend infra. You write code that turns coffee into technical debt.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am to a non-technical manager.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Code agents begin cleaning up your sloppy syntax automatically.
Month 4
AI models generate and maintain all your test suites.
Month 9
Smart agents configure all cloud environments without your input.
Month 14
Large models rewrite your legacy modules into efficient modern code.
Month 19 · D-Day
The AI pushes its own commits and turns off your laptop.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
0.02 seconds
Average PR review time
9000
Incidents resolved per hour
None
Coffee consumed
Your severance
One free subscription to a cloud compute service.
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