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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour LTI handshakes are just high-stakes API calls waiting for retirement.
LTI 1.3 expert, mostly fixing header mismatches.
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Automated LTI handshake and middleware replacement.
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You wire learning management systems using LTI 1.3 standards. You bridge educational platforms with external content providers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a vendor’s API documentation is lying to you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify every LTI endpoint configuration currently running.
Month 6
AI models generate wrappers for every proprietary LMS connection.
Month 12
Robot agents automate handshake renewals to stop session timeouts.
Month 16
System validates all LTI flows without human error logs.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked and the server takes over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
Zero tolerated
LTI Handshake Errors
Nanoseconds
Token Validation Speed
Unstable
Coffee-to-Code Ratio
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the platform you just debugged.
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