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October 22, 2028
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rewrites your legacy codebase overnight
Writes code for frontends, APIs, and databases while debugging logic errors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Smart agents start writing your boilerplate functions for you.
Month 7
Models update your dependencies and fix breaking library changes.
Month 12
Servers write and pass their own integration tests flawlessly.
Month 17
CI/CD pipelines push code directly to production without human oversight.
Year 2 · D-Day
The compiler now ignores human input entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
14 per commit
Average bugs introduced
62 percent
Time spent in meetings
Continuous
StackOverflow refresh rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a defunct documentation site.
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