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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsCode, commit, deploy, repeat; all for the machine to delete.
Full-stack developer with a penchant for digital arson.
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patches every vulnerability before it is discovered
You write features and patch vulnerabilities in large codebases. You spend your life fixing bugs and securing production environments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit exactly why a legacy system crashes during a cold reboot.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI agents begin fixing all your styling and syntax errors instantly.
Month 4
Security scanners auto-remediate vulnerabilities before you even open your ticket.
Month 8
Generative models produce entire features based on simple product requirements.
Month 13
Bots handle all pull request reviews with perfect, cold logic.
Month 19 · D-Day
The repository manager terminates your access and pushes to production permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
40 percent
Time spent in merge conflicts
2 cups
Coffee consumed per ticket
High
Legacy code regret level
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