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February 15, 2028
In 16 monthsYou are just a very expensive interface between caffeine and technical debt.
Full-Stack (proficient in Googling, allergic to DevOps).
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Architecture that never complains about legacy systems.
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refactors your entire repo without introducing bugs
You write code to build web features and debug persistent production issues across the front and back end.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am to a confused stakeholder.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
Smart agents start writing all the boilerplate code for you.
Month 3
Verification bots catch every logic error before you even commit.
Month 8
Systems automatically rewrite broken paths to avoid manual intervention.
Month 12
Algorithms clean up your technical debt while you are sleeping.
Month 16 · D-Day
The deployment pipeline no longer requires a human to sign off.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
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StackOverflow dependency level
Three days
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