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May 22, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSolving architectural problems that you created in the first place.
Staff engineer (mostly YAML, emotionally legacy-burdened)
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System design without the ego.
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You spend days refactoring legacy technical debt and arguing about microservice granularity. Then you write documentation that nobody reads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production environment caught fire at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents start standardizing your chaotic code style across every repository.
Month 4
Models scrape your confluence and slack history to understand your unique brand of mess.
Month 8
AI architects begin writing your design documents faster than you can complain.
Month 13
Autonomous agents rewrite your legacy monoliths while you take long lunches.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and your commit access is revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
84 percent
Code reviews ignored
12 hours
Meetings about meetings
4:1
Coffee-to-bug ratio
Your severance
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