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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsWriting internal tools to automate yourself into a well-paid corner.
Master of the YAML graveyard and Jenkins whisperer.
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Infrastructure that maintains itself, finally.
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autogenerates infrastructure as code without errors
Building CI/CD pipelines and developer infrastructure. You maintain the scripts that keep the code moving to production.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit which specific legacy server will die when you touch the config.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents begin fixing your trivial syntax errors automatically.
Month 4
Autonomous clusters detect and repair configuration drift without your input.
Month 10
AI models write and maintain build configs based on repository trends.
Month 15
System agents resolve infrastructure alerts faster than you can wake up.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your terminal access is revoked as the system becomes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
99.9%
Pipeline uptime percentage
3
Weekly incident fire drills
12000
Average YAML file line count
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a cloud compute credit.
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