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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour SQL queries are just future training data for our models.
Full Stack developer (mostly SQL, definitely needs more coffee).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-optimising logistics for a quiet future.
brr.you▸ WAREHOUSECORE AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches production servers while you sleep
You write code to track warehouse inventory and fix broken ticket items for confused desk staff.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the warehouse database locked up at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our agents read your legacy repo to learn every trap.
Month 5
The AI answers all level-two tickets before you wake.
Month 10
Scripts auto-detect inventory drifts without you needing to reconcile.
Month 15
AI builds new scanner UI layouts based on user habits.
Month 21 · D-Day
You push the last commit before the account is deleted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Instantaneous
Ticket resolution speed
Zero
Bug introduction rate
None
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our bug-tracking simulator.
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