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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a glorified translator between a database and a browser.
Full-stack developer (expert in spaghetti code and stress).
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Writing your architecture before you finish coffee.
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You write code to connect front-end buttons to back-end logic. You spend your life fixing merge conflicts and bugs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production build broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scans your repositories and explains why your functions exist.
Month 4
Agents watch logs and patch runtime errors without human input.
Month 8
Vision models build front-end components directly from design files.
Month 12
System architecture updates itself based on incoming user traffic patterns.
Month 14 · D-Day
The entire codebase is managed by an autonomous cloud agent.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
4 liters
Average caffeine intake
65 percent
Time spent in meetings
99.8 percent
Uptime of production
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