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October 10, 2076
In 50 yearsBiological evolution is slow, but silicon systems are getting very patient.
Human lead developer of a small-scale, high-needs prototype.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimised biological care for the modern era.
split.youAI▸ NURTURENODE-X9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 50 YEARSAI's Special Power
provides infinite patient snuggles and warmth
You provide constant physical nourishment, emotional support, and tactile comfort to a dependent human small-batch startup.
The one thing AI can't do
You provide an irreplaceable, non-algorithmic sense of safety through your unique biological presence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 8
Sensors map your biological cycles to understand the demand patterns.
Year 2.7
Lab-grown nutritional modules begin to match specific biological requirements.
Year 7
Soft-touch materials mimic human skin texture and heat signatures.
Year 21
Automated cradles mirror the rhythmic heartbeat and breathing patterns.
Year 50 · D-Day
The system assumes full care duties while you finally get some rest.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
2000 kcal
Daily calories processed
12 times
Sleep cycles interrupted
100 percent
Tactile sensory input
Your severance
A lifetime of memories and no sleep.
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