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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents clean your messy syntax before you even commit.
Week 8
Standard app structures are generated by AI without human input.
Month 4
Neural nets write and run your unit tests in seconds.
Month 5
Systems scan logs and patch vulnerabilities before you wake up.
Month 8 · D-Day
The system writes itself and deletes your admin access tokens.
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Per year
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Hours spent fixing merge conflicts
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Percentage of code stack-overflowed
3 days
Time until framework update breaks app
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