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May 25, 2028
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Week 4
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Month 4
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Month 8
The system patches its own bugs before users even notice downtime.
Month 13
Code deploys itself after verifying success metrics in real-time environments.
Month 19 · D-Day
The repository access is revoked as the system completes full autonomy.
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