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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsEnjoy your final sprints while your architecture turns into legacy debt.
Full-stack engineer (mostly StackOverflow, occasionally writing actual code).
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Writes functional code for browser interfaces and backend database logic. Manages deployment pipelines and squashes integration bugs daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who truly understands that one specific, terrifying legacy spaghetti function.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Autocomplete tools predict your logic blocks and reduce your keystroke volume.
Month 3
Smart agents identify syntax errors and style violations before you commit.
Month 6
The system automatically resolves dependency conflicts without human intervention.
Month 10
Generative models build scalable features based on simple project requirements.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access to the repository is revoked as the system automates itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
120 percent
Average sprint velocity
zero
Days spent in standup
none
Legacy code accumulated
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a defunct IDE.
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