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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou spend six years learning frameworks that died last Tuesday.
Full-stack developer with a chronic addiction to refactoring.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Shipping features while you sleep.
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rewrites your entire codebase before lunch
You write code to build interfaces and manage databases while arguing about CSS selectors and API endpoints.
The one thing AI can't do
You can actually explain why the legacy production build fails at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI agents begin catching your syntax errors before you commit.
Month 4
Smart models start auto-writing all your repetitive backend routing code.
Month 8
Vision models render your design files directly into pixel-perfect code.
Month 12
Scripts detect and patch database performance bottlenecks without your input.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system fully automates feature deployment and retires your access keys.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
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Stack overflow tabs open
890
Hours debugging semicolons
Infinite
Legacy tech debt
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a defunct documentation site.
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