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the 1920s
Already deprecatedYou were essentially a human incense stick with an ego problem.
Historical relic currently causing a respiratory hazard in 1890.
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Science kills pests better than your herbal smoke.
squeeze.youAI▸ VAPOREX 9000▸ RARITY · RELIC▸ DEPRECATED · THE 1920SAI's Special Power
suffocates termites with calculated chemical precision
You pushed smoke into confined spaces to kill pests or cure non-existent ailments. You are long gone.
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You were excellent at making rooms smell like a bonfire for no reason.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
1850
Scientific consensus agrees that smoke does not actually cure disease.
1890
Targeted pesticides replace your inefficient and dangerous bonfire methods.
1910
Health regulations outlaw filling client homes with toxic charcoal fumes.
1920
Professional pest control adopts precise liquid-based chemical delivery systems.
Already
You were successfully replaced by a modern aerosol spray can.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
too much
smoke volume
unacceptably high
pest survival
zero percent
medical accuracy
Your severance
A single match and a very dry bundle of sage.
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