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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsTranslating insurance jargon into logic that eventually breaks anyway.
Functional developer (mostly Jira, emotionally stuck in 2008).
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Legacy code rewritten before the coffee cools.
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The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the business logic contradicts the actual insurance contract at 3am.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart scanners map your entire policy administration system logic overnight.
Week 8
AI models generate new functional code from existing requirements documentation.
Month 6
Automated scripts handle data mapping without human middleware intervention.
Month 10
Chatbots confirm requirements directly with clients to skip your meetings.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system self-updates and requires no further functional oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
4 cups
Coffee consumed daily
12 per week
Policy edge cases found
35 percent
Requirements misunderstood
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