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February 8, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsTranslating vague corporate goals into your daily misery is surprisingly computable.
Functional manager (specialist in spreadsheet-induced existential dread)
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You spend your day managing functional resource allocation and reporting team KPIs to senior leadership stakeholders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the delicate art of pretending you care about morale.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart dashboards pull your data directly from Jira and Salesforce.
Month 5
Algorithms assign tasks based on real-time employee capacity and output.
Month 12
AI assistants attend your calls and summarize decisions into actionable lists.
Month 20
Decision engines dictate team shifts to maximize utilization percentages automatically.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
Human oversight of operational workflows is officially terminated for efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
400%
Meeting efficiency boost
12%
Human error in reports
0.02ms
Average decision latency
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